since chen says i shd update, i shall assume tt my blog entires r of high entertainment value n r inspiring n erm good! hehe anw, today i had a hot date wif xiang before school. i mean we din go after school coz we skipped de last few lessons. so if we din go after sch, we went before sch. anw tt's really out of pt. so anw we went to sixth ave centre for starbucks. n becoz we r so lucky ny gers r hafing x-country today n venezia is upgrading, ny gers basicaly invaded the whole starbucks. I told xiang we shd haf went to the READING ROOM!!!!!but ok, so she dun wan to see..so anything..hahah..she's scared she get caught in school..but latyer she oso get caught out of sch..so actually there's no diff.. so anw we went to holland v's starbucks..den essential brews..yah norm stuff..tokked mugged drink .erm wen toilet..tokked to some ang moh guy who started asking about xiang's lit text n wincing at my math stuff..haha.. den wad arh..yah liddat...so anw conclusion is: we should go to the READING ROOM!.. ok so anw i rmb xiang n i were toking about wad arh..o yah..JERKS....so anw, since pheng hui has de theory of duno wad dunno wad for game cards, n einstien(or is it newton? i dun ever seem to get dem rite) has his law of relativity..i m gng to haf a law of jerks.. assuming tt all jerks r guys, jerks are nice ppl. it's really a paradox. it's like they are nice, that's y dey can be mean. i mean like if dey r not nice, gers will not even be bothered about dem. it's because dey r nice, so gers like dem n because gers like dem, dey can den be mean to gers. n dey can do stuff tt will hurt gers. like if dey r just plain dumb n not nice, dey cant really break de heart of gers coz gers wun feel anything for dem! yah..n of coz dey r usually cute lah..coz dey noe dey r cute..so dey exploittheir gift..n gers hoo haa overd em coz dey r cute, which makes it easy for dem to manipulate gers,,ok..i know i m supposed to gif real life examples since econs teachers say so...but i wun lah.. abit bad to call ppl jerks..haha... anw yah..i thik dere r of coz some exceptions lah..coz like any other theories, there r exceptions lah..like some guys just haf de luck to be jerks..dey r not nice N not cute...but dey can still make gers cry..so yah.. ya anw my cousin just called me. n guess what?! no matter how many time si try to answer de phonecall, i cant ! my darling mum who's like so scared of everything has decided tt she will not only lock our doors she will lock our house phones!!my phone has been locked!! like wadeva?!! so i had to get my bro to unlock it..like wth lah...argh...wad's she gng to lock tmr... de cookie jar? o yah! and another thing! most jerks dunno tt dey r jerks!!! like dey think dey r nice n all!! but dey r unaware of deir bastard-cy... like i mean ppl wun really go arnd thinking..hey im a jerk coz i blah blah blah..esp guys coz dey r ego...dey will most prob go..i blah blah blah BUT it's because blah blah blah...n dey happily fnd excuses to free themselves of de guilt..in fact, they r so used to cooking up excuses to themselves tt dey dun even know wadeva reasons dey r cooking up r just excuses..it's like dey r living in self denial, thinking tt dey haf done de right thing. but deep down dey know tt's not de case like for eg, some jerkswill prob go like i m breaking up wif this ger because i dun haf enuf time for her. studies, cca, frens lah lah lah...they will tell tehir frens tt..worse still, deymight make themselves sound so altruistic..i dun wan her to wait for me..i dun wan to see her suffer aiyah all those melodramatic crap.. but den after de break up, wah suddenly he has SO MUCH time for another ger. which means he is not mr busy after all! so his "i dun haf enuf time" wasjust an excuse. he just dosen like his gf anymore. face it! yah so anw de jerk remains un-jerk to himself n his frens..but to other ppl, he's reallly a jerk..so yah.. anw i think i sound really qt crappy..so erm ok..i think my writing style is a bit gothic..like i haf terrible punctuation, terrible spelling..terrible grammar..like basically everything is just terrible..lucky thing this thing is typed..so there are none of my terrible handwriting... yah..mebbe i shd blog my next entry wif iambic pentameters..i'll haf nice pauses n run-on lines and shared lines...yay!
